Country Dictionary

Bob Vila

n. a hand job; aka "The Handyman," "A Vila"

I thought she was going to give me some astrodome but she only gave me a Bob Vila.

bob vila

crude definition for a woman's extremely amazing breasts

she had tits so nice Bob Vila couldn't build a better rack...

The Bob Vila

A sexual position involving some sort of ladder. Also helps to have random home improvement items around. pioneered by tom

Q: "did you fuck her?!"
A: "I totally gave her the bob vila."

Bob Vila this bitch

When one goes into a hardware store for needed supplies, but realizes tools are needed to complete the job. Instead of purchasing tools, one opens needed tools and assembles product in store.

Guy1: We need to cut this pipe in half, but I too cheap to buy the cutter.

Guy2: Screw it. Let's Bob Vila this bitch.

Bob Vila complex

Someone who thinks he or she can fix anything or anybody... sonetimes arrogantly or ones own peril

Some doctors have God complex. House had rubinex cube complex and I have a Bob Vila complex