A fork of Rural Dictionary
Wannabe American, Irish narcissist, who reckons he has a God given right to preach at politicians about what's wrong with the world while hoarding his own obscene wealth where taxes can't touch him. Still peddles his bland, pompous, corporate music around the world, charging $100 a ticket so people can watch him disappear further up his own arse.
Bono is a smug, self-righteous, wanker.
Meaning very good. Derived from the italian root buono.
Me: Damn bruh, my peen hard as fuck
Homie: Das muy bono
Me: ;(
Homie: By the way, is your mom still single?
Me: My mom? Sad.
The biggest crap a man has ever taken.
Bono is literally the biggest piece of shit in the world.
Unit of measurement for smugness.
The name derives from the popular Irish pop singer Bono, who himself defines the word smug.
Bonai is sometimes used instead of Bonos, however, usage of Bonai will increase your own smugness by 1 Bonos unit.
Different scales are in use, though 1-10 is the common norm.
The actual value of a top score Bonos is ever expanding as Bono reaches new levels.
Did you see George Clooney's acceptance speech at the Oscars last night? That almost broke the Bonos scale.