A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you blindly defend someone, no matter how wrong they are.
In his argument with Vetta, Larry kept saying, "don't be mean to Susan." "Why are you caping so hard for Susan, when you know she slapped my mom?" Vetta asks angrily. "Because she's my friend." Larry said.
A Quidditch player who is into Harry Potter.
Jay is such a cape, he has a Ravenclaw bed spread.
The most important prize in the game of basketball, awarded to the player in a particular game who nets the most Cape Points. Cape points reward manly achievements such as blocked shots and offensive rebounding, and punish weak, pussy-ass, cowardly tendencies like passing and shooting three pointers. Cape Points Formula: PTS + 5*OFF REB + 3*DEF REB + 10*BLK - 10*3PA - 3*3PM -3*AST Bonus points are awarded for Flagrant Fouls (+15) and Ejections (+25). Dwight Howard typically leads the league in Cape Points.
Mike: "Yo man, did Dwight Howard keep The Cape tonight?" Paul: "No, man. He was passing way too much and only finished with 73 Cape Points. Chris Bosh really manned up. He had a bunch of offensive rebounds and he finished with 95 Cape Points. Bosh is the new Capeholder." Mike: "Nice, who won the game?" Paul: "Who the fuck cares?"
When someone says an egregious lie. The word is similar to the English term “Cap”. As a Zimbabwean would pronounce “Cap” as “Cape” hence the addition of the “e”. The term originates in a quaint little town in Buckinghamshire (AY).
J2: “ KJ LOAD UP MY EYEBROW PENCIL I KNOW YOU HAVE IT” KJ: “ CAPE! I DIDN’T TAKE IT!” ASK SK! SK: CAPE KJ I DON’T EVEN HAVE EYEBROWS!!