A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang for the woman's vagina (or pussy)
Made popular by Sir Mix-A-Lot's song "Sprung on the Cat"
"Dont pet the cat if you just met the cat. If you're sprung on the cat, you might as well eat it."
A mythical cat that comes in at night and shits in your mouth usually after a long night of drinking or muff diving.
Mike: "Hey, did you guys see the cat."
Jay: "What cat?"
Mike: "The cat that shit in my mouth."
A man who is considered asexual and harmless by women.
During a shopping trip with his female friend Jen, Ed was asked to help undo Jens bra. There was nothing sexual in this act - in fact, to Jen Ed was The Cat - so completely asexual and harmless that the idea of being naked around him didn't even register to her.