A fork of Rural Dictionary
Chiz basically means shit or crap.
Beck: Your grandmother's been tweeting for you and you know it. André: You don't know chiz.
this word can be used in place of any "bad" word (ex; sh*t, f**k, a$$, douche, etc.) it can also just be thrown in randomly to any sentence, whether needed or not. It is the new universal bad word.
What the chiz are you doing?! Eat Chiz.. Chiz off! Well I was going to do it but I had all this other chiz going on! You're just a chiz head! What the chiz?!?!
An outrage or swindle. Officially ‘a chiz is a swiz or a swindle as any fule kno’ (from the Molesworth series of books about school life by Geoffrey Willans). As a result of this the phrase "as any fule kno" has entered use on its own, especially in the letters pages of the British satirical/investigative magazine "Private Eye".
"Two quid for a glass of tapwater? What a chiz!" or, in the original style: "O no monday double maths alg trig ect chiz chiz. Pythagoras is uterly wet and i suspekt he keeps dolies at home".
A nocturnal creature that loves the snow. It’s mating ritual is unique in the animal kingdom, putting the opposite sex in a headlock. After a night of scouring for prey and usually failing, the chiz has a unique trait, it will fall asleep anywhere and everywhere but it’s domicile.
Did you see that wild chiz outside the bar last night. It was outta control. Kept scaring the girls