Country Dictionary

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The Common Cold

The common cold to most is just a basic illness. To me, it's a 1/2 gallon of orange juice and a roll of toilet paper, because I ran out of tissues.

Me : I have The Common Cold, well I guess it's time to go get some orange juice and toilet paper.

by MisaMadness May 20, 2009

common cold

what i have right now

wow, the common cold sucks balls

by bobertdude September 24, 2007

Common-cold

Joshua Dovey

HOST:What word in the dictionary would Joshua be? KIA: "Common-Cold" Host: "That's two words" Kia: "Not if I can help it, add it to the dictionary" Host: "If it gets added, I'll give you that" Kia: "To all people, please accept so I can win this. Your vote changes lives!"

by YouKnow...ThatGuy January 11, 2019

Cure-to-the-common-cold

An example of something vital, or something forgotten

Steve: I feel like i forgot something Joe: What'dya forget? Steve: I dunno...probably something vital like the Cure-to-the-Common-Cold...

by LeeAnne R June 13, 2007

African common cold

HIV.

"So, it turns out I have HIV." "It's ok man, just think of it as African common cold."

by FilmSchoolTroll February 25, 2013

the not so common cold

reffered to HIV/AIDS but..... this is the point when someone infected by AIDS has contracted a cold, and there is no turning back... also known as deadly aids.

person 1: did u hear about honey? person 2: yea, i hear he had the not so common cold? person 1: well god rest his soul.

by dawordspecialist June 25, 2007

Cure-to-the-common-cold

Stripping down to your boxers, covering yourself in warpaint, running around the neighborhood, screaming + brandishing a spear.

I found the cure-to-the-common-cold !

by nouns May 17, 2011