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The 19 pounds you gain while in quarantine eating nothing but delivery.
I'll end up gaining the Covid 19 in no time if I keep supporting all these local restaurants!
The biggest cockblock in history
Man, i really got cockblocked by COVID-19
A disease caused by a highly infectious virus known as SARS-COV-2. Can easily cause pneumonia. Symptoms include fever, cough, shortness of breath, and a strong compulsion to travel abroad. COVID-19 is also known to be able to effectively decrease carbon emissions worldwide.
George: "My grandma died from the COVID-19 virus today." James: "Actually, COVID-19 is the disease, not the virus." George: "Shut the fuck up James."
A virus that has proved to be more effective than the brutal measures adopted by most dictatorial or rogue leaders in stopping pro-democracy and anti-government protests, slowing down terrorist attacks, reducing air and noise pollution, and exposing inept heads of state in handling a crisis.
Thanks to Covid-19, some previously thought extinct animals, birds, and fish have reappeared, bringing much joy and smile to so many people worldwide.