A fork of Rural Dictionary
Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!
Bully: Eat dirt! Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels. Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.
precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"
Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.
A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.
Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.
Homer Simpson: Remember son kick 'em in the family jewels.
Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.
Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.
A mans nuts, balls, testicles,etc. There called family jewels because you pass your "traits" to another generation. Your kids!
i got kicked on my family jewels.