A fork of Rural Dictionary
autoerotique asphyxiation
The Funky Spiderman: because he hangs himself and shoots web
Hanging yourself while having a wank
Did you hear about Dave? His mum walked in on him hanging dead with his dick out. Must’ve tried the funky spiderman.
A euphemism for autocratic asphyxiation
I've got my belt and my lube, time to do the funky spiderman