A fork of Rural Dictionary
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"yo, i heard the goblin got him" same use as " the monster"
A small, ninety-five pound, genital-less, man-like creature that with his scrawny body annoys the fuck out of humans when they try to sleep. His antics last a few hours in the night, and consist of stealing your pillows and blankets. Also, if you fight back he goes for the eyes.
Me: *tying to sleep* The Goblin: "THE GOBLIN!!!!!" Me: "FUCKKKKK MEEEEE!"
on deez nuts
me: shit what is the little ugly green monster again? him: Goblin me: GOBLIN ON DEEZ NUTS
class of gangster above a goon. rich,, powerful, yet still from the hood. killing on others below them and has much more authority. usually the head of gangs and has much protection, but always loyal and always keep it real
"whats a goon to a goblin" -lil wayne (a millie)
The part of a man's hanging ball sack that shows when you moon someone. Is referred to as a person/pet.
Man 1: Hey man, do you wanna meet the goblin? Man 2: Uhhhh sure Man 1: (pulls down pants and moons Man 2) Man 2: Douche Man 1: Hey doucher, quit dicking around or I'll show you the goblin. Man 2: I'm a huge tool and fail at life and Xbox. Man 1: Alright, I warned you (moons Man 2)
Small, usually green (although red and brown varieties are common) bipedal creature, the goblin is possessed of a keen cunning, and although not often very wise, goblins tend toward the highly intelligent. Goblins can be highly malicious, coming from a very competitive society. Some groups of goblins work together strongly under great leaders, whilst others may simply bicker and squabble amongst themselves. Goblins have a sharp and sometimes biting sense of humour, and their simplistic logic often makes for hilarious situations - however, it may also provide the goblin a mechanism unthought of by more logical and less chaotic species. Possibly related to orcs (ork).
Leaf the Wood Elf: Are you an evil baby-eating necromancer, Skwelch? Skwelch the powerful goblin necromancer: I iZ nOt and nEvvA aZ bIn a neKroManseR! eYe iZ a fAYmuS goBblyN baRdd! Leaf: OK then!