Country Dictionary

a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.

Look at elsey...shes acting like such a gurkin!

The flab of skin underneath your chin

Olivia: haha I'm gonna touch your gurkin
Old Lady: no you are gonna stretch out my gurkin and make me look older

To uselessly mope around. Not really contribute to anything. Not being successful on a daily basis. Leaving large trails of a mess around everywhere you go.

"Mark didn't even go to class today. He's just gurkin' around like a sloth and didn't even do the dishes."

Eating something very intensively

He just gurkined an entire plate of nachos!

When you deviate from the topic of the conversation by recounting an extremely long life story.

Kid 1: "Where the heck were you all morning?"
Kid 2: "I wanted to go outside but my mom gurkined me during breakfast for a whole 2 hours."

Something that is found funny or made you laugh.

Damn that video is gurkin!
Dude, Devon had me gurkin last night!
Haha that's gurks my life!
Lmao that gurked.

the act of performing felatio

that hoebag can slurp the gurkin like pro