Country Dictionary

If you're not the Koes, you aren't shit. MAN UP!

the Koes: Hey baby, wanna dance? girl: Ew, no! Security! the Koes: I have a nine inch dick. girl: Penetrate me, cockboy.

King Of Everything

Don't mess with him, he's KOE.

a person with splendid taste in every subject, who is gorgeous. known for having a sexy, deep voice and perfect hair and smile.

Cool Girl 1: hey, did you see that Koe over there? Cool Girl 2: Are you referring to the gorgeous man wearing the puffy blue vest and listening to music on his Dr. Dre headphones over there? Cool Girl 1: Fo sho! Cool Girl 2: YES!!! i'd tap that Cool Girl 1: Who wouldn't?

When a couple is really cute.

Katie and Joe are Koe.

To combine two names of a couple

If Katie and Joe were dating there names would be Koe.

adj. describing someone who is the quintessential lady's man, a smooth operator, the ultimate "player" so to speak.

"well aren't you just super Koe tonight...?"

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel? Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!