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The krusty crab

A place where you go to in the bakini bottom to eat a nice burger cooked by SpongeBob

Hey plankton let's go get a Krabby Patty at the krusty crab

by The 'heaven'ly yeeter February 15, 2019

krusty crab

the act of taking your foot
putting the big toe in a woman's vagina. simultaneously putting the pinky toe in her ass..and pinching.

"hey you know the head cheerleader at school? i gave her a krusty crab last night!"

"no way dude!"

by balh! September 06, 2008

krusty crab

when you have sex with a krusty vagina with crabs which then transfers to your dick.

That girl gave ma a krusty crab last nite it was wack.

by vkp January 26, 2008

Krusty Crab

When sweat, soap, or dirt get caked under your ball sack and causes it to crust.

Being defined as, "Oh man, that dirty job gave me a severe case of the Krusty Crab."

by LissaBug April 06, 2017

Rusty Krusty crab reach around

The act of getting pegged by your girl while she reaches around and jerks you off with a rusty set of grill tongs.

Dude, your sister gave me the Rusty krusty crab reach around last night. It was sick!

by Lickalottapuss88 February 02, 2022