Country Dictionary

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the kuntz

ass-to-mouth reacharound while reading about politics or sports on your iphone while tickling the gooch at the same time

man this girl was so boring in bed i gave her the kuntz

by cock drags ground & mi hung lo December 11, 2009

The Kuntz

Obtaining legendary status by
unexpectedly dropping your hairy taint selfie in the middle of a group chat.

We were all just talking and next thing he pulled The Kuntz on us

by Headman76 May 03, 2020

Kuntz

synonyms: huge, dickalicious

amazing, big penis, hot, the thing you wanna fuck

I wanna fuck Kuntz!!!

by kuntamasta December 03, 2010

Kuntz

A slang comes from german. Meaning a trick or a prank that is done to a person from a person.

Ready to do some kuntz my friend

by Yo pr0 5k111z October 20, 2017

kuntz

A worthless #4 that works for an Ewert

What a kuntz

by Greg Brady May 03, 2004

Kuntz DC Server

"I have never been in a place with more idiots in a single room before"

- Zyres

The Kuntz DC Server is 80% gay

by Zyreslol June 26, 2022

Kuntz

the hebrew definition of meme

did you see that dank kuntz i sent you?

by Thooth Barsh May 24, 2017