A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with
Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!
a word to describe someone who is very unattractive, who no one wants to date... a minger
the last person anyone would go out with
alan looks like the last chicken on the shelf!
An act where a male pulls his penis so high his scrotum looks like a scrawny chicken usually performed as a party trick
Never perform the last chicken on the shelf at weddings, funerals or childrens parties...