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The Last Guy

The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.

Person 1: No matter how bad you have it, there's always someone worse off than you. Person 2: Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?

by BrokenEye the Phrophet July 09, 2010

The Last Guy

The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.

Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?

by BrokenEye the Phrophet July 09, 2010

Last Guy I'd Ever Go Gay for

A way to suggest another man is particularly unattractive. Fugly

Soon after sighting the sheer size of Jacob's schnoz, Spencer swiftly shouts, "He's the last guy I'd ever go gay for!"

by Rebellious Yoshi January 31, 2021

Last guy on the bus

Way to express that you don’t want a relationship with a girl that’s slept with too many people.

She’s cute and all, but I think we’re just gonna be friends. I don’t wanna be the last guy on the bus.

by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023