A fork of Rural Dictionary
(adj.) Worst on show. Dirty and disgusting.
He got his arse out and there was all this hair coming from the crack. 'Twas the mank!
masturbation. Spoonerism of spanking the monkey.
Since everyone’s on lockdown, my sex life is all just manking.
To mank someone, it is a verb meaning having sex with a girl who is so short/light that you are able to convieniently pick her up as you do it. "Manking" has become a new way to have sex with short girls while standing up, and has created new oppurtunities for multitasking during sex.
Dude, that girl's ass is sooo hot; I just wanna mank the shit out of her.
Dude, I heard your little sister got manked!
"Where's Mark?" I heard he's manking that girl from his science class."
a slang for weed in the jewish bergen county area
moshe: did u get the manks
chaim: hell yah we are going to get soo gooned tonight
Person with a specific face. Girls would like to sit on it, but wouldn't want to wake up besides someone with this kind of face.
Samira: Did you get lucky last night?
Caitlyn: Yeah, I went to Manke's place.
Samira: I assume you left after he fell asleep??
Caitlyn: Yeah yeah of course. Why would I ever wake up besides a Manke.