A fork of Rural Dictionary
1: Would you rather be a donkey or a matter baby?
2: What's a matter baby?
1: Nothing much how about you?
Ask what it is and your automatically gay
Friend: "Hey bro, I just found the matter baby today"
Me: "What's the matter baby?"
Friend: "I can't believe you felt for that you gay fuck "
An aborted fetus.
My brother had a matter baby with his wife
My girlfriend thinks this a cute phrase and considers it very adorable.
“you are my matter baby 🙈”
this phrase is often used in a joking matter to trick people into asking "what's the matter baby?"
dude i saw a matter baby downtown! its cool!
what's a matter baby?
nothing much, what bout' you baby girl