A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.
The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.
The name given to michigan due to it's shape and murder rate. Way harder than dc...th@ why u changed my definition bitches.
K-Zoo, D-Town, Flint Town, Gun Ru, Sagnasty, Benton Harbor and are examples of cities in the Murder Mitten
Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.
That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.
A Grizzly Bear.
In the Pacific Northwest you should always carry bear spray or you might get eaten by Cocoa murder mittens.