A fork of Rural Dictionary
Prostitution is usually referred to as the oldest profession
James: oi, I think that woman's career is the oldest profession there is. Random cunt: oi, love ill pay u a tener to blow me xoxoxo
Engineering. The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?
slang for prostitution
That skanky woman standing under the street light is probably working in the world's oldest profession.