A fork of Rural Dictionary
penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz
He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.
penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.
George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.
affectionate nick-name for the penis.
Hey baby! You wanna see my one-eyed wonder worm?