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the panama canal

While your fuck buddy is lying on her back, simply kneel with your legs pinning her arms down. Proceed to mouth fuck her. As you are about to climax, simply push her head so that either ear is on the ground, and ejaculate into the other. When she turns her head and tries to get it out, it looks as though the gates of the canal have been let wide open, and everything held behind them is cascading forth in a rush never seen before like man.

He asked Ashley if she would give him head on her back. He then pinned her down and asked her if she'd ever been to Central America. She said no. As he came in her ear, he whispered, "...at least now you've seen the panama canal."

by Jake Cochran December 07, 2005

Panama Canal

The manmade body of water that provides access to the Pacific Ocean from the Atlantic Ocean to the Carribean Sea without necessitating a trip around Africa or through the near-impenetrable Arctic Ocean.

I don't think that there are (m)any piranhas in the Panama Canal.

by Diggity Monkeez April 03, 2005

Panama Canaling

Another term for simultaneous double penetration. Reminiscent of the Atlantic and Pacific oceans "meeting in the middle" via the panama canal.

Wow! Me and Vince had a great time Panama Canaling Tina last night.

by purr like a cat December 04, 2011

Panama cAnal

Panama cAnal The act of anally fisting another person, while repeatedly scooping out feces into a pile. Once the rectum is empty, a garden hose is inserted into the rectum and blasted on full power to create a stream.

Dude laquisha was so horny she let me give her the Panama cAnal

Panama Canal

Going anal and then proceeding onto oral sex with your penis.

Chris just gave Megan a panama canal.

by Ryan Russell & Brian Neal September 10, 2007

Panama Canal

A sexual act in which you bridge the gap of a womans vagina and her anus by ejaculating inbetween the two, creating almost what can be considered a canal between the two areas.

I was butt fuckin this girl right, and I pulled out and gave her a panama canal.

by Division 6 September 14, 2006

The Panama Canal

When you're standing up, fucking a Latino girl in the ass from behind, and you jam her arm into her birth canal to grab the shape of your penis, and have her jerk it off until cum pours out her ass.

"Ahh maaaan...last night was insane...oh shit I forgot....did you end up fuckin' that old mexican chick?" "Naaaa...I just fed her a handful of expired diet pills and gave her The Panama Canal."

by Pootie Perez December 03, 2009