Country Dictionary

the act of playing piano. although not a formal term such as practice or perform, the term pianoing is specific to having a damn good time playing the piano, regardless of it's practice or performance.

Nah, maybe later. I've to go do some pianoing for some babes.

The best instrument in the world. Best played with Chopin or Grieg. Most fun to play with candles burning while it's storming outside.

The girl practiced piano for hours on end for fun.

playing piano in a non-toss-giving way, e.g no scales or similar crapola, just ninjaing the ivories in the lecture theatre at lunch
method for attracting crumpet that attractive but non-musical dudes can't do

Yo Ben what you at at lunch
Just some pianoing

Better than a guitar

A piano is better than a guitar, idiots.

The best musical instrument ever! Used to make beautiful music... and waste hours of the day on.

Alex: "BECCA! I JUST CALLED KATY AND SHES NOT PICKING UP! THIS IS SO UNLIKE HER!"
Becca: "Just chill, shes on the piano..."

A musical instrument that can be classified as both a percussion and string instrument. Has its roots in the middle ages, and many of the most famous songs ever written are either played solely upon this instrument, or feature it among others. Played by a skillful musician, it creates some of the most beautiful music in existence. Like almost all string instruments, it is difficult to learn to play well, and played incorrectly it is one of the most excruciating musical experiences available (although thankfully not as bad as a poorly played violin). Probably the most popular string instrument next to the guitar.

Playing guitar well gets you laid. Playing piano well (especially grand piano) gets you furious sex on top of it. And in every other room of your residence.

1. Latin for soft
2. A musical instrument

2. Full name for the musical instrument the Piano is Piano Forté, directly meaning Soft Strong as a Piano plays both tones.