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Verb: When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs. Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.

Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?" Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night" Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight" -------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?" Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"

someone who is unpredictable

"jane got married in vegas, shes a pistol!"

Someone who usually use Pistol gun as a primary weapon.

That homie is a pistoler.

Sheer Greatness

Did you see LeBron hit that game winning shot? Hes an absolute PISTOL!!!!

a pistol emoticon

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿. (-_-) i want to do this

the stock secondary in tf2 for the scout and engineer class a good midrange weapon nothing really interesting about it though

scout1: i use the pistol instead of the mad milk scout2: ok

Sexual Act. Direct descendant of The Shocker. When you insert index and middle fingers into the vagina while using the thumb of the same hand to stimulate the clitoris.

T: Hey d what did you do last night. D: I was up all night pleasuring my old lady with the pistol.