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the poke

Jail. Prison. Correctional Facility. The Big House. The term is derived from the fact that a high incidence of anal sex occurs in jail.

Man did you hear that Charles Barkley is gonna serve 3 days in the poke after his DUI in Arizona?

by Dewwy Burks March 18, 2009

the poke

A contagious infection spread by the unprotected use of the Facebook Poke feature. Repeated poking only serves to aggravate the infection, often leading to secondary infections. Symptoms include dryness of fingers, sensitivity of finger tips, cramping up of hands, index finger permanently placed in "poking position". Infection also generates a highly addictive and uncontrollable urge to poke others, thereby facilitating further spread.

"Jimmy poked that stranger and caught The Poke. The doctor told him it can't be treated." "I told you not to poke that girl. She's known to poke guys loosely."

by tristanx May 12, 2010

Poke-Poke

someone who is annoying as fuck and says phrases such as: "i like pie," "poke-poke," "insert animal sound"

"Kim is actually just the biggest poke-poke ever, i can't stand hanging out with her for my than like 5 minutes because she is so annoying."

by rose97 February 10, 2012

poke

What my mom tells me not to be doing to any girls at the age of 15.

"Now Jake don't go around poking any girls"

by Jake May 03, 2004

poke

a slang term in reference to sexual intercourse; see also: bone

all my friends are dying to poke me.

by Evan June 26, 2002

Poke

To stab someone

"Poked man three times unaa"

by Y.Supa April 06, 2017

poke

in northern ireland poke is another word for ice cream on a cone. so if offered a poke u are not being offered sex! if you hear the term "pokie" this refers to the seller of the ice cream. usually in a van or other mobile stall.

"fancy a poke" "aye go on!" "who wants a poke"

by 182appleshampoo April 21, 2009