A fork of Rural Dictionary
A nickname for the ex-Denver Broncos tight end, Jeb Putzier. An unstoppable force in Madden 06, his on-field performance has not lived up to his video-game dominance.
Another TD for "The Puzzler"!
Putzier is not that good in real life.
When you have been puzzling so hard that your neck begins to hurt. At this point you need to see a chiropractor.
Shannon: “Joe, we have been puzzling for so long my neck is hurting.”
Joe: “Uh oh, you got a classic case of Puzzler’s Neck. Time to see a chiropractor Shannon.”
puzzler is the corny king of rhymin...
i fiacked your momma
i fiacked her hard
1. Roofie a girl.
2. As she is coming to, gizz on her face
3. Proceed to fart in her face, preferably blowing fart bubbles
then find a phone and say.. " Your mom is on the phone"
you can rate your performance by the look on her face
You should have seen the Puzzler I pulled last week at the frat, bitch was cross eyed for an hour.