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McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?
child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.
The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".
This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.
Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.
Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.
The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.
It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald
a guy with a fat booty who watches shrek all day. and he also kills innocent children while they are getting fat off of chicken nuggets
ronald mcdonald is a yee