Country Dictionary

When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.

Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.

When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.

"I'm not feeling so well after that hot dog! I hope I don't have sausagitis..."

1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise. 2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.

1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?" "No sausage." 2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."

sausage

friend: eat? me: sausage

to dance the crazy manner

It's great music and crowd. You can go home but I decided to stay and to sausage.

To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.

Dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night.

A girl who always eats disgusting, foul-smelling foods such as sausages, cold cuts and onions. Thats EXACTLY the kind of girl you don't wanna kiss.

Oh yuck, you kissed Holly?! She's a god damn sausager!