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the seagull

the seagull is a maneuver for the "penis showing game" from the movie "Waiting" an uncircumcised guy takes both index fingers and middle fingers and stretches his foreskin open making it look like a seagull and taking his pinkies at the same time and holding his nuts up to make the wings

he flashed the seagull at the new guy within the first hour

by largos87 November 07, 2010

the seagull

when are you bunch you're fingers up like a seagulls beak and finger a girls vaginal like a seagull trying to pick up a potato chip off a Sandy beach.

ya man the seagull was a tight fit but I pecked at her pussy and got her off in minutes

by bertyshore April 02, 2016

Seagull

A critical manager or supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then fly away.

She came in and did her seagull thing yesterday. At least we won't see her again for another week or so...

by jcb1218* November 28, 2013

Seagul

Masturbating in your hand and then throwing it in someones face!!!

1. Did you seagul that chic 2. Yuuk, I just got seaguled by that asshole 3. Hey boys, lets go do some seaguling

by TheGoods February 22, 2014

Seagull

Any person that eats free leftover scraps of food no matter how disgusting it is.

Those cookies have been sitting in the muster room since yesterday, but that’s no problem for Matt B, he’s a fucking seagull.

by FormerCarGuy September 27, 2018

Seagulling

When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"

I sure do love seagulling. Matt seagulled me and now my cheek feels so fertile.

by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey March 20, 2006

Seagulled

Past tense for a victim of seagulling wherin the person has had cum thrown at them by a random person or stranger for a laugh. This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective

Jack: Do much last night? Dave: Well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people... Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss

by Simon Young March 23, 2008