A fork of Rural Dictionary
A shorthand trader reference to "Vampire squid", most commonly used by traders when referring to American investment bank Goldman Sachs.
The squid really fucked us on that last CDO deal!
a type of dance where the dancers look as if they are made of jelly. squidding is a popular dance to do around the forth of july. the dance is most common among those that have "it." 1. Point feet inward 2. Bend knees 3. Lean over 4. Move your arms back and forth 5. Now you're halfway to having "it"!
Kerry, Alex, Hannah, and Karina were doing the squid at Evans 4th of July extravaganza.
A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid' also see stunta
We were suddenly passed by a chromed out R1 and then when we rounded the bend, we saw the squid wrapped around a tree, he'd probably be alive if he was wearing a helmet.
To get absolutely fucked beyond belief. Originated in 1992 when a young Germanist named Squidward invented a particular form of binge drinking involving the mixing of Deutsche lager with breastmilk. His love for breastmilk may have dwindled but his burning passion to get stupidly drunk in untimely situations remained undying and henceforth to get squided became the latest in a long series of terms meaning to get so drunk you're no longer aware of what continent you are on and why your underwear is hanging out of another male's mouth.
Guy 1: Hey man how's the head? Guy 2: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh Guy 3: Don't worry Guy 1 he's just hideously squided - fucking wasteman
An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee. When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker. Stupid Quick Underdressed Imminently Dead
Did you see that guy leave the showroom on the R6? Did you see what he was wearing? What a moron. That Squid.
When you ride like an asshole or above your limits. Squids don't wear any proper riding gear. Squids typically ride a Suzuki, and don't give to shits about anyone,or their bike
Jim.. You need to stop squidding.. It's fucking dumb