A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slang term for diarrhea ~ runny poop that comes shooting out of your asshole often accompanied by a fart and sometimes unexpected.
I have a tummy upset, I'm suffering with the squirts real bad.
Nasty, Fiery, Flamming, Flowing yud that comes out of your asscrack. Causing major, deadly smells, and the feel that your ass is on fire! May come in variety of colors. Also known as hershey squirts. Mmmm Mmmm goooood!
"Awh, Shit! Plug your nose, I got the squirts"
When a female has rubbed her clit so fast and hard and fingered her pussy so much she found her g-spot. She then releases a powerful burst of clear liquid many time. She then realises she doesn’t need a man.
“Damn I squirted so much last night! I don’t need Tom to fuck me anymore I get more pleasure doing it myself!”
A condition where you have diarrhea, although you must keep it in a little longer. The strenuous pressure of the sphincter causes a powerful squirt, thus, "The Squirts".
*sprinting* "Get out of my way, I have the squirts!"
The politically correct way to say "Violent diarrhea."
Excuse me, i have Violent Diarrhea....WRONG! Excuse me, i have "The Squirts"....RIGHT!
A home girl or a just a girl you can kick it with. There has to be some sort of attraction though. Shes something sweet.
Annabel is my squirt squirt.