A fork of Rural Dictionary
who the fuck is tarzaned ? More like who the fuck are you , hardstuck animal.
Tarzaned is the god of the jungle. 200 iq , irl chad , this motherfuckers got it all
tarzaned viewer 1: omg have you seen the new tarzaned jungle guide ?
tarzaned viewer 2: yeah I’d suck tarzaneds dick just for one coaching session
Tarzan, a character created by Edgar Rice Burroughs, first appeared in the 1914 novel Tarzan of the Apes, and then in twenty-three sequels. He is the son of a British Lord and Lady, marooned on the coast of Africa by mutineers. His parents died when he was an infant, and he was raised by Great Apes of a species unknown to science. Kala is his ape mother. Tarzan (White-skin) is his ape name; his English name is John Clayton, Lord Greystoke.
"Me Tarzan, you Jane." - Tarzan
action done in sexual excitement. The act performed after laying pipe into a hot girl where she made your dick feel so great that after you ejaculate you begin to beat your chest and let out a yell expressing your satisfaction of a great lay.
Dude Susan was so amazing last night afterwards I did the tarzan.
A hot guy who has little experience with the real world, but is nonetheless good for a fuck.
Josh had never been to a party before, but he was such a Tarzan that Kate didn't care.
Amazingly and breathtakingly wild. Can be used to describe rabid animals and the like; or even used to describe 'wild' snowboarding, surfing, or drinking moves/experiences.
'shit look at that lion- it's fully tarzan'.
'check it out, that wave is tarzan'