A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another word for a drug dealer, used to prevent giving out dangerous information.
"Hey man, the weather man said that there's a light chance of snow" {Snow is cocaine btw.}
A man who reads the weather on the news, Usually a liar and never gets it right.
Weather man: Tonight, HEAVY SNOW! Schools maybe cancelled tomorrow Dude: YES! -Next day dude gets up, throws back the curtains- Dude: Sun? SUN? AHHHHH!
One who is in the buisness of distributing cocaine.
I gotta go whack the weather man for shorting me on my 8-ball... fuckin jungle bunny.
A job u could have in Oklahoma and still get almost all of it wrong
Ethan: hey man ima be a weather man in Oklahoma Jesse: why in the world would u wanna do that?! Ethan: because at least then I could be wrong 90% of the time and still have a job Jesse *laughs* true, Oklahoma has some weird weather Ethan: yup, welcome to Oklahoma, where u never know if there is a tornado really coming at u or nah Jesse: and were it can be raining one minute and sunny the next, or it could be cold af one day and hot another Ethan: exactly *laughing*
Sweater Weather Man gets laid every night!
Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3 Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.
Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man. P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.