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Farting into your hand, then throwing it at someone with a wizardly gesture.
"Oh man, someone just pulled a wizard on me!" The Wizard: Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Fart!
1)One who makes no sense 2)One who has a habit of using words they don't know/made-up 3)Wizard-Like person
Little Kid: Uhmm I don't understand this... The Wizard: WTF?! Mulch! You sound like mulch! Excuse my persnicketyness, but you never listen to me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Everything sounds shrookish, and needs to be fixed!
James became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.
wiz-er-did (adj.) the state of being profoundly stoned while listening to doom metal, esp. Electric Wizard, usually solitary, but occasionally in groups of two or three.
"What are you doing tonight?" "I just got some hydro so I'm going to stay home and get totally wizarded."
A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.
Nick: "Let's go play The Wizard, Garrett!" Garrett: "K, let's go pick up a few 12 packs of Coors Light at Eazy Freezy!"