A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're not thinking straight.
"Why did you just push on the pull door?" "I don't know what I was doing... I was thinking gay"
A phrase to describe a method of delaying premature ejaculation. Basically, it entails thinking about an ugly bastard of a ginger so you dont blow too soon.
Oh crap, I'm gonna cum too soon if I don't do something about it. I know, I'll think of Gay!
I DO! usher is a mutha fuckin nigger wannabe wigger who has all chigga chigga friends. lolz. I fuckin hate usher so much only cuz valerie loves him to death! LIKE EW!! double ew!
eeeeeeeeww! I caught usher in his muthers bed w/ his brotherz!
when your dad and uncle are hugging and your friend asks this it is also the best thing to say at a or at your friends stepdad's houuse. and the last alternative definition is u have a dad, and he's gay.
server: my dad owns this resturaunt! me: i don't wanna say this but, i think ur dad gay. friend: these are my dads; phil and destroy from the mc rak-up family. me: i think your dads gay.
Think clearly. A gay way to say think straight.
I'm so tired I can't think gay anymore.