A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of three bros simultaneously ejaculating into the hair of a ladyfellow.
Bro1: Hey bro, I'm having a party tonight, wanna come? Bro2: Ehh... dunno. I think I have plans. Bro1: COME ON, we're making three cheese alfredo... Bro2: oooh my favorite. Who's the lucky lady? Bro1: your mom. Bro2: so not clutch.
One of the many things guys can do with each other when they're all secretly gay, but too pussy and insecure to admit it. Three guys gather 'round a girl and simultaneously cum onto her hair. Three guys, all naked, jacking off together. If that isn't latently homosexual, I don't know what is. The girl doesn't change that, and is obviously a front. Take her away, and you're presented with exactly what they all wish it was.
Guy 1: I was in a three cheese alfredo yesterday. It was so hot. Guy 2: Especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right? Guy 3: ... Hey!