Country Dictionary

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Three Head

When the hairline of a person is so low that their forehead becomes reclassified a "three head". This also suggests that their forehead is only about three finger widths high.

"His hairline is so low, boy got a three head."

by hidispenser November 09, 2004

Three-headed monkey

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.

I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!

by Snake March 09, 2005

three headed monkey

the imfamous three headed monkey of monkey island, a monkey with three heads

wow a three headed monkey

Three Headed Dragon

A deadly (as in you'll probably DIE) concoction of drugs, made up to provide the most intense 35 seconds of your life (also the last 35). Three Headed Dragon consists of the three stimulants: crack cocaine, crystal meth, and ecstasy.

I wouldn't recommend it... seriously.

Dude 1: Yo dawg, so I took some of the craziest shit a minute ago, called Three Headed Dragon. MAN IS THIS STUFF AWESOME, I'M SO EXCI- *dies*
Dude 2: Yep, Three Headed Dragon alright...

by Once Again, Nice Lover February 11, 2010

three headed dragon

The act of oral sex between a man and two women in which one woman lays on her stomach while blowing the man while he is on his back, and he simultaneously eats out a woman who is on her knees leaning forward. It creates an up down shape like the body of a dragon. Hence the name.

Last night I met these two chicks. We went back to my place and made a three headed dragon.

by e.e. cummings fan May 26, 2010

Three Headed Goat

When 3 girls take turn sucking one guys dick.

“Bro I got the three headed goat treatment 😏”
“Stop lying bruh”
“Your the first dude this year😏can you Johnny and Tyler give me it 😏”

by Imma 3 headed goat😏 November 19, 2020

Three Headed Nobbler

A Purple Dildo consisting of three dildos merged as one: A Three Headed Dildo.

Did you hear? Devin got nailed by a Three Headed Nobbler!

by PhatKid October 24, 2011