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Thunder Gunt

A very large bread basket that ascends and joins with a woman's vagina is known as a thunder gunt.

Wow sir, you sure can tell that your mother has had many children by her generous thunder gunt!

by choobz June 16, 2009

radioactive thunder-gunt

a gunt that is so floppy, when it moves from side to side it actually creates a sound that can only be described as thunder. This tunder clap actually creates a radioactive discharge. The only things that can survive this discharge are: cockroaches, twinkies and tom selleck.

i was walking to taco bell and i witnessed a traffic light disintegrate due to a radioactive thunder-gunt that was walking through the crosswalk.

by papa-squirrel-toaster August 07, 2009