A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. To sexually destroy
2. The action of saying "Huh?"
"Dude, bro, brah, I was totally tide pooling that girl last night!"
Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.
She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.
The menstrauting vagina of a woman with crabs.
Who knows whatcha gonna catch if you stick your dick in Yolanda's bloody tide pool.
When a male ejaculates on a female's stomach, and semen remains in the depths of her bellybutton after the wipe-up process... allowing micro-organism to abound within.
Guy: "What is that goo in your belly-button?"
Girl: "My ex gave me a San Diego Tide Pool and I'm waiting to see if my sea-monkeys will grow inside".
Guy: "I've always wanted a sea-monkey".