Country Dictionary

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getting laid

what we live for but never achieve

john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard

by thechas3 September 29, 2020

get laid

To get fucked.

Jason: Dude I got laid last night
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

get laid

"Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...

There once was a girl from Belgrade.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.

by kinkylimerix January 12, 2015

to get laid

(to) have sex

Want to get Laid? = Want to have sex?

by Christmas29 November 28, 2013

getting laid

getting some; having sex

I met this girl at a party last night and got laid.

by manda March 22, 2005

get laid

the first thing an egg does

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."

by Mike the Ekim July 06, 2005

get laid

To get laid means to have sex

some guys just wanna get laid

by Alina February 25, 2005