Country Dictionary

to aluminate

wrapping aluminum foil paper around an object

To aluminate your inhaler. To aluminate your entire room.

aluminize

A verb describing the act of covering something with aluminum foil.

Aluminize the chicken so we can bake it in the oven.

Aluminize

v). to use a metal baseball bat to inflict damage or harm

My girlfriend dumped me. In my kindness, I aluminized her car late last night.

We were out aluminizing mailboxes till the cops caught us.

Duchebag, do not make me aluminize your face.

aluminated smegma shake

When a man with his pubes shaved into the form of a hitler stash jumps on a trampoline shaking his smegma everywhere smacking every dwarf in town.

My friend Jim got hit with Tylers aluminated smegma shake.

alumination

Lighting facilitated with shiny lightweight metal.

I fashioned a ceiling-lamp reflector from the flattened-out side-walls of beverage-cans, and got excellent alumination from it.