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toby keith

see cock gobbler also see ass muncher

hey ya'll, waatch mee steeck theeis lizard skein boot up ma' ass.

by yo_daddy March 23, 2005

toby keith

Toby Keith is a fantastic singer. He stands up for what he believes in and supports our troops! Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue, Beer For my Horses, Should've been a cowboy, I love this bar, and American Soldier are a few of his #1 songs.

Oh and justice will be served and the battles will rage this big dog will fight when you rattle his cage you'll be sorry that you messed with the US of A 'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass it's the american way!!

by TOBYKEITHFAN4LIFE February 14, 2005

toby keith

The best singer who ever lived he has the best songs and is a great american modle...we should be like toby keith because he stands up for what is right and he supports USA in times of war

Hey lets go see Tk ok i love him!!!

by Shelley K June 08, 2005

toby keith

Toby Keith is simply "The Best", A true man who is not afraid to speak his mind and stand up for what he believes is right. A man with a lot of talent who also makes everything he touches turn to money.

Toby Keith has music, horses, bars, golf courses, bank and the list goes on and one.

by JoeyM June 22, 2006

toby keith

Role model for rural youth - extraordinary singer/songwriter; successful and savvy businessman; dedicated family man; patriotic and non-partisan; philanthropist; supporter of other creative and under appreciated singer songwriters

Toby Keith has sold millions of albums, owns ILBT&G, race horses, Ally's House, married at least 22 years to same woman, coaches young son's football team, supports education for daughter before singing career, visits troups in Iraq, Africa, Germany and other outposts - regularly and without fanfare - or extra pay

by ljnelson June 22, 2006

Toby Keith

Untalented country douchebag who saw a vast untapped market in making CDs full of songs exploiting American troops and advocating extreme nationalism and selling them to uninformed, educated assholes who incorrectly equate patriotism with jingoism and unquestionable loyalty to the Bush administration. After finding out that being a shill for the Bush administration made him more money than doing commercials for Ford trucks and 10-10-220 he recorded even more such songs, becoming even more of a sellout than he was before that time. He also shot his mouth off with unwarranted and unwelcome comments about the Dixie Chicks, who are better Americans and better patriots than he could ever think of becoming.

Toby Keith is a loudmouthed, ingorant piece of shit.

by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006

Toby keith

Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry

Courtesy of the Red White and Blue American Soldier What is this shit? Listen to real music

by Sgt. Pepper May 11, 2005