A fork of Rural Dictionary
Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying
Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers
KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields
I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning
Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying