Country Dictionary

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toilet paper

Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances. Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.

1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad. 2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.

by toiletpaperstories July 21, 2005

toilet paper

Best Invention Ever. Period.

Bill:What the fuck would I wipe my ass with if toilet paper wasn't invented. Bob: Your sock, dude?

by snorgle October 19, 2003

toilet paper

1. A soft paper-like product that you use to clean your anus after you poop. 2. A product that flys nicely over nieghbors trees.

I just wiped my ass with some toilet paper. Damn, That was a good throw, man I think the toilet paper hit every branch on the way down that tree!

by Stevereno January 12, 2007

toilet paper

Something to wipe your ass with. See yugio cards

Hahahahah! The blue eyes dragon yugio card is NO MATCH for my turd!

by J.L. February 13, 2004

toilet paper

The person who made that image is right on. I don't know who the crud wants to reach under the roll to get paper, or unwrap it backwards over the roll, but rational people just don't put TP on the stick with it hangin' on the inside.

Jimbo put the toilet paper on backwards. "Jimbo, you are an idiot. I had to stinkin' reach under the roll. Let me recommend a good psychotherapist."

by Toilet Paper Police July 19, 2005

toilet paper

1. A kind of paper you wipe your butt with after using the toilet 2. A decoration to put on your neighbor's house 3. The only cure for coronavirus

1. Wow, this toilet paper is so soft! 2. I toilet papered Mrs. Simpson's house yesterday. 3. Everyone's stocking up on toilet paper because of coronavirus.

by bob the brony March 16, 2020

toilet paper

Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".

Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!" Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?" Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock" Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."

by Aaron Startupguy November 16, 2009