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tom brady

any Yankees hat-wearing, purse-carrying, Boston-based sack of horseshit who happens to be the quarterback of the New England Patriots and who doesn't even have to make good throws because his top receiver is unstoppable and catches anything within 20 yards of his body.

Hey did you see Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hat and carrying a purse the other day? Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.

by Colin G. November 05, 2007

tom brady

The most OverRated Quarterback in the history of the NFL.

If it wasn't for the Patriots great coaching and great players around Tom Brady, Tom brady would suck and no one would cared if he lived or not.

by Jay Dee Dubya August 21, 2005

tom brady

Matt cassel clone wearing #12. Most OVERRATED person in US history. His greatness is a bigger hoax than manti teo's girlfriend. Recipient of insane amounts of undue credit. Fabricate wins by cheating & riding coattails & robert kraft bribing refs(tuck rule). Crybaby, whiny bitch, fag, asshole, piece of shit. A deadbeat dad(john moynahan). Does Zoolander style modeling(looking like a fag but not knowing it). Choker in the biggest games 18-1. Eli's bitch.

The infant dropped tom brady in his diaper & needed it changed. In the championship game johnny pulled a tom brady & choked. If you tom brady on your exam you will get expelled from school. Eli just killed that silly fuck. Ya what a tom brady.

by John Doe11 January 03, 2014

tom brady

okay im fucking sick of people calling tom brady the most underrated quarterback in football. if he's so underrated to everybody, than why dont they just rate him higher? the media kisses his ass and call him underrated, well guess what guys? We're all watching the media to see how they rate quarterbacks. He is overrated if anything, and only does well because he has an amazing team to back him up. How well do you think he'd do if he were on the texans?

Sports Guy 1: Tom Brady is so underrated Sports Guy 2: Yeah he's the most underrated player in football Sports Guy 3: How can you guys kiss Tom Brady's all day on National TV just like everyone else and still call him the most underrated player in the game? Show some love to someone who deserves it, like joey porter, or vick, or even the third string punter for the lions.

by dgsdgsahgahgasha September 02, 2006

tom brady

an ok quarterback. hes got the best wide receivers in the league that catch passes anywhere and has a great running back. if he was on any other team he would have normal numbers at best. he is so overrated its not even funny...whoever says he is underrated is just plain stupid.

tom brady is underrated, don't you think so? no are you stupid hes always on tv and is overrated,Peyton mannings still good without Marvin Harrison and Anthony Gonzalez

by Fahot December 01, 2007

tom brady

when you're goin' balls deep.

male: ask me who i am? female: who are you? male: Tom Brady! female: why tom brady? male: cause i go deep!

by dodi May 10, 2008

tom brady

The most "UNDERRATED" quarterback in the NFL. Players like Vick, McNabb, Manning, and all the other "overrated QBs (ok..except Manning, he's top) suck ass when it comes down to crunch time, but they get paid more. Overall, one of the greatest QB in history. No one has more composure in the pocket than Brady. This season (2005-06) proves he can still win even with injuries to most of his "top players". Now that they are back, Brady may lead them to 4 superbowls in 5 years.

Tom Brady is so underrated, and gets paid less than BQ's who have no rings, but he keeps beatin' the shit out of them.

by Brady Rocks January 12, 2006