A fork of Rural Dictionary
A former member of the mediocre over rated group Montley Crew. He was once married to Pam Anderson whom he treated like shit, Much like a true gansta Crapper moron would have. He's now a wigger
tommy lee sucks big green donkey dicks
"hey have you heard of tommy lee?"
"yeah! he's the hottest man alive!"
The biggest pimp ever....10 inch penis...asian jacked and loves pootie tang
DSG 1: HEY SALLY i ------ tommy lee last night...
DSG 2: AWW U SLUT HES MY BIG MAN
The act of waking up with morning wood and using your stiffy to drum on the back of your sleeping partner, letting them know that you are ready for a good time.
Steve woke up with a stranger and Tommy Lee'd her to wake up for some action. She got weirded out and they never spoke again
A skinny but hot mf'er that is from a band from a 80s filled with even more skinny, but hot dudes called Mötley Crüe. You can tune into their music when you are supposed to be doing homework, but want to listen to some beautiful heavy metal from the 1980s. (not to mention, he has brown, almost balck hair, making him even better!)
Girl1: Hey, ya wanna watch this video multiple times just to see Tommy Lee about 3 times?!
Girl2: Heck yeah!
Tommy Lee is THE Man. Brutally handsome, incredibly intelligent, and well endowed.. women love him. Tommy is a badass rock musician, not the usual "boy next door," he tends to attract trouble wherever he goes and whatever he does. He often drinks heavily, and can be seen to dabble in the narcotics. If you are looking for Sex drugs and Rock n' Roll you are looking for Tommy
Tommy Lee has boned the sexiest of females.
The (kick-ass) (drummer)for (Motley Crue). He did (Pamela Anderson) and then re-did her face by beating her. He's probably (banged) more (women) then he has (drums). He is also the nemesis of Kid Rock (who also dated (Pamela Anderson)).
Jimmy: Mom why's Tommy Lee famous?
Mom: You mean that demon possessed rascal from that extremely cheese band!
Dad: You know son... I really don't know.