A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have a huge boner but have to get rid of it quickly
James mom: (starts walking to James room) James: oh crap (closes pornhub) James: shit I need to clean this cum up fast and tone my pen down James: (gets tissue and cleans cum) James mom: (walks in) James: Crap!.. Hi mom! James mom: Hi James is that a boner? James: (puts hands on crotch) Nope! James mom: Ok just remember to do the dishes! James: Phew!