A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you rapidly tongue someone's orifice for pleasure
Daniel was in the process of totally tongue blasting her fudge tunnel.
When you tongue blast someone whether it’s their 🍑 or 🥬 :)
Arson would tongue-ah-blast Gary alone on the weekends.
A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry
I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.