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Tongue puncher

Tongue punching the act of licking an elderly woman’s asshole after a date at tacobell

That baby grandma looks like she needs a tongue puncher in her purse

by Furryfrickerfred February 13, 2023

tongue puncher

One who kisses ass for their own gain ( for example lower management) Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.

"Has anyone seen the boss he is off tongue punching the CEO?" He is such a tongue puncher.

by Maine roots March 17, 2017