A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best in your position or better than anyone else that does the same job.
Paul: Mate that was well good Alan: I know pal, I'm top man in me field!
An urban legend in Liverpool. Goes round the Matthew street bars buying bottles of Prosecco and handing out £20 top up cards to all the local scouse birds who need them.
Ah lad the magical top up man is in town! Get in!
The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
James gives a great blind mans top hat